An Introduction for nothing owners (proletariat?)
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version Chicago
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why pigeon?
The
pigeon was first introduced into the country as food and for hunting. but lost control short
The rock dove is very adaptable to thefor urban environment, so the number f
which starts to grow rapidly. it is a “problem” around the globe.
life style.
Hunter- gatherer is the trueth nature of us we as the human species. it is provend that a
semi-nomadic living style is the best for your soul and the alternative way to cure from
depression caused by most of the contemporary issues.
double eco-friendly
economicallyy friendly and ecologically friendly.
free yourself from the dead lock of capitalism.
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how to hunt a pigeon.
hunting pigeons doesn’t require an eagle’s strength. it is actually very easy. here is a way
method suitable for all ages and all body shapes, and all the material required can be
found in the city.
Step #1:# find a big trash bag.
there are tens of thousands of trash bins around Chicago, from the lake shore to the inner
the best place to find a suitable trash bag is by the lake shore. every morning,
city puts a fresh new trash bagss in the bins, and since the tourists haven’t arrived yet,.
there are much higher chances for finding a perfect trash bag. the best type is anthose
industrial size (55 gallon+) black trash bags but some transparent or white ones can do the
thing toobe useful too. test ittest the bag with your hands, trying to tear it apart., if it gives
You a nice strong resistance,. it is the bag are looking for.
step #2:# cut the bag open.
first ,lay the bag flat first, in the shape of a rectangle, just like the original
bag. find the side lines, cut the bag open into two pieces from there. (pic fig. 1)
step #3:# tie a weight on each of the four corners of the bag.
find some bricks, rocks or bottles., the best weight should be a little bit heavier than the
itself. put the weight in the corner of the bag. fold it into the bag. (fig.pic 2)
step #4:# a practice throw practice.
hold the bag like as in (pic fig. 3). stand toin the side of the pigeon group. (fig.pic 4).
throw the bag in a counterclockwise wise w-directionay. (fig.pic 5). it might
rough on your first try, but you will catch up very quickly. Also, the bigger
group is, the better chance you have.
step #5:# select two pigeons
a pigeon equals 1000 calories. the recommended calories an American should adult
consume every day is 2000. two pigeons will be able to meet up your daily need. set the
rest free for the future.
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kill&gut
step #1:# smash the pigeon
there are several ways to kill the pigeon after you catch it. smashing it at the head
a the quickest way. the easiest way to smash the pigeon is to use the weight tied at
corner of your bag. give the pigeon a quick smash on the head. the bird is then ready to
gut then.
step #2:# find a knife
there are several materials around the city that can be used as a gutting knife (pic fig. 6).
a glass bottle can be found easily found around the following club districts. (fig.pic 7).
a razor fence can be found around the following factory areas. (fig.pic 8), or, for more
advanced skill levels you can make your own rock knife!
step #3:# find a working place
find a place with running water to gut your pigeon. the bathroom of a shopping mall, a
grocery store or even a coffee shop can do the trick. because the gutting process can be
little bit bloody,.
bathroom where you can lock your door will be ideal. the following
places are the suggesting working places:. (family bathroom from Ttarget,
Mmariano’s, Starbucks)
step #4:# gut your bird
cut the throat open and give a nice quick slide from the annal anus up to the chest. (fig. pic 8).
pull out all the guts in side and give the pigeon a nice wash.
step #5:# pull off the feathers
there are two ways to get rid of the feathers. A. keep the hot water running,. and it
easy for you to pulling off the feathers. B. cover the bird with mud. after cooking,. the
feathers will come off with the mud.
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fire&cook
step #1:# find seasoning
salt and pepper can be found at restaurants with self- service bars. the following are some
suggesting places. (fig.pic 9).
step #2:# build up a stove
there are hundreds of ways to build a stove. and since cooking will create a lot of smoke,.
finding a rural place to do it will be ideal. the following are some beaches in Chicago that
may be ideal for cooking .(fig.pic 10). here is a suggested way to build a stove. (fig.pic
11. the key is keep the air flow inside but not too much. a good outside stove outside
needs to be short and small.
step #3:# set the fire.
gather newspapers and twigs for the fire. and a lighter will be handy,. but if you can’t find
lighter, find a smoker.
following the instruction on (picfig. 12).
step #4:# prepare your bird.
season your bird with pepper and salt inside out. cover your bird with sand. burry the bird
inside the stove. following the instruction on (picfig. 13). 20-30 min will be ideal for a
pigeon to be cooked.
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notes&tips
A. people can try this introduction to can be used to cook other to birds, such as.....
B. some of the movement requires practice. but it is guaranteed for all ages and all body
shapes.
C. there are some farmer’s markets around Chicago. you can sell your cooked birds there.
cooking-ed the bird in front of people will be a nice traffic stop.
D.
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